Autumn is upon us, bringing the bounteous harvest, the falling leaves, and an outrageous number of possible gourd-related activities. But why stop at baking a pie or carving a goofy jack-o’-lantern when a little extra effort allows you to delight—and excite—the neighborhood? That’s why we’ve come up with pumpkin carving ideas to make every pumpkin sex-positive, allowing […]
ILLINOIS What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one of the oldest art forms known to man. Why no one decided to throw a dong into the mix is anyone’s guess. With a third appendage you can finally complete that giraffe on top of Noah’s Ark you’ve been […]
I Seduced The Pizza Guy (And Had The BEST Sex Of My Life)
I was hungry for something, and he delivered. As I drunkenly fumbled to pick up the sticky wine glasses and spilled Doritos littering my coffee table from a night of revelry with girlfriends, a shrill beep erupted in my living room. My heart momentarily sped up as I shot my eyes around the room to […]
How to use homemade Dildos
Want to bring something new into your sex life? He calls for sex toys without any embarrassment. If you do not have the courage to go to the sex shop, you can use some things in the house that can cause pleasure. Here are some sexual objects in your home that can condemn your sexual […]