Pumpkin carving is as time-honored a fall tradition as hot apple cider and turning leaves. But if there’s one feature most carved pumpkins severely lack, it’s a hole you can fuck. Usually they’ve got like a ghost face on ’em … or a witch face on ’em … and, yeah, they’re fun to look at […]
Dude has massive cock-up after sticking his junk in a vacuum cleaner
Last week we told you the story of a guy who tried jerking off with a coconut, which ended very badly… and now another bloke has come to the game with a yarn about his horrific experience with a vaccum cleaner. Guys… it’s not ok to put your dick in things. End of story. Regardless, a […]
Sex-Positive Pumpkin Carving Ideas That Will Arouse Your Whole Neighborhood
Autumn is upon us, bringing the bounteous harvest, the falling leaves, and an outrageous number of possible gourd-related activities. But why stop at baking a pie or carving a goofy jack-o’-lantern when a little extra effort allows you to delight—and excite—the neighborhood? That’s why we’ve come up with pumpkin carving ideas to make every pumpkin sex-positive, allowing […]
ILLINOIS What to Do With a Boner Other Than Sex
Here’s what to do with a boner other than sex. 10.) Shadow puppetry: This is one of the oldest art forms known to man. Why no one decided to throw a dong into the mix is anyone’s guess. With a third appendage you can finally complete that giraffe on top of Noah’s Ark you’ve been […]
I Seduced The Pizza Guy (And Had The BEST Sex Of My Life)
I was hungry for something, and he delivered. As I drunkenly fumbled to pick up the sticky wine glasses and spilled Doritos littering my coffee table from a night of revelry with girlfriends, a shrill beep erupted in my living room. My heart momentarily sped up as I shot my eyes around the room to […]
Materials at home you can use to make DIY masturbators and why you should make them
When in need, humans always deliver. This is especially true when it comes to horny single men who want to take their masturbation to another level. After all, sex toys can become boring after extensive use, so it’s only logical to find a way to experiment further. One such idea is to make your own […]
10 Home utensils you can make as homemade sex toy
There comes a time when vanilla sex just doesn’t do it for couples anymore. That’s completely normal, and there’s no shame in admitting you need something new. Luckily, we have sex toys of all kinds, ranging from vibrating cock rings to plugs for anal play, and they all have a unique purpose in our bedrooms. […]
Having troubles with butt plugs? You might be doing it wrong
While anal play is hot, naughty, and highly pleasurable, it’s not exactly the most practical sexual activity. Without careful planning and preparation, it can be messy or painful. That’s why some newbies could become frustrated or give up or throw their new butt plug away. However, don’t despair just yet! If you’re having trouble with […]
7 Best Anal Plugs and How to Choose the Right One
Do not even strive to use the largest in diameter butt plug. More does not mean better. The exception is made by experienced users who have experience with this spicy little thing. It is best to start exploring the anal plugs with the accessory of the smallest sizes. Ideal for this anal plug Jellies the […]
Best Ways to Enjoy Anal Sex with Tools
The first question that arises among girls unfamiliar with this ìsubjectî is why they are needed. Many people mistakenly consider balls as an ordinary sex toy, however, this is not quite so, because first of all, vaginal balls are a simulator for the muscles of the vagina, and secondly they are used for sexual pleasure. […]
3 Facts You Need to Know About Prostate Stimulation
An explosive orgasm thanks to a massage on the prostate! Sounds very exciting first but what does prostate stimulation feel like? The only problem: the prostate can be reached directly only via the anus. And there the spirits split. On the one hand man would like to try it once, among other things, because health […]
5 Ways to Achieve Maximum Pleasure in Prostate Massage
Okay, you and your partner have already decided that you are not averse to diversifying your erotic arsenal with such a sweet and piquant thing as a butt plug (also called a plug). The next question is how we will choose it and what we should focus on. †There are three immutable criteria for choosing […]
6 Essential Things to Know Before Buying Sex Toys
Butt Plug is a popular sex toy. It can be used for different purposes. To learn more about how to use the anal plug, read below. Preparing for anal sex†† Of course, the main task of the anal plug is preparation for anal sex. If for several hours to wear such a toy, then the […]